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Monday, May 20, 2013

Tips on how to Use A Cock Ring

Quite a few folks equate sex toys with vibrators, and vibrators with females. But males take pleasure in all types of sex toys (including vibrators) and on the list of staples of their toy box will be the cock ring. An excellent toy for solo or partner play, the cock ring (also known as a penis ring) is a strip of material or possibly a continuous O-ring developed to restrict the blood from flowing out of the penis, which can prolong an erection. Why put on a cock ring? Numerous reasons! They temporarily make much more sensitive, intense and tough erections, and can even aid some males delay ejaculation. (Not surprisingly, everybody is various, and not all males respond to cock rings the same way. For some, the intense sensations attributable to the cock ring make them come quicker.) Will cock rings make your penis bigger? Sorry guys, but not in the lengthy run. They might enlarge it temporarily, but repeated use of cock rings won't lead to any permanent modifications.

There are several sorts of cock rings, but if you are new to cock rings, you will wish to select one particular that is adjustable and easy to eliminate.

* Cock rings that fasten. Standard leather or nylon cock rings are great for novices mainly because they are easy to put on and can be removed in (literally) a snap. These with snaps, for example the Vibrating Leather Cockring, can fit a little far more securely, while those with Velcro closures, for example the Velcro Leather Cock Ring, are very adjustable and in particular easy to get rid of.

* Continuous, O-ring-style cock rings. The significantly less expensive designs like the Nitrile Cock Rings are excellent for first-time customers. They are not size-specific (and despite their compact size, they do stretch a lot), and they are not too difficult to get on. Some, just like the Colored Megastretch, are adorned with modest nubs which can give some clitoral stimulation if worn through intercourse.

* Vibrating cock rings. These offer an added buzz to the penis or testicles and are also wonderful fun in the course of partner sex. They are ordinarily rings having a modest vibrating attachment, like the translucent Diamond Ring vibe or the Sonic Ring Kit.

* Cock rings with fancy attributes. Knowledgeable cock ring fans can delight in additional difficult leather rings that incorporate many straps, testicle separators, or weights, and rings made of inflexible components like aluminum.

Get it On, then Get Off!

1. Prep your gear. If you're employing a stretchy O-ring just like the ones located inside the 4-ring Pack, you may choose to increase its diameter by putting it over a shampoo bottle for any few hours. Masturbate or fantasize to be able to perk up your penis, as cock rings are less difficult to place on if you are semi-erect.

2. Lube up. Specifically if you're employing a rubber or seamless O-ring, put some lube in your penis and balls, so the cock ring will slide on additional comfortably.

3. Location, location, location. Cock rings normally are worn about the base with the cock as well as the balls. You could just wear it around the shaft (and by all suggests experiment), but cock rings function the most properly when secured about both the scrotum and cock.

4. Put cock rings on when you are semi-erect. If you have got a solid cock ring, 1st pull the loose skin of your scrotum by way of, then drop 1 testicle by way of, then the other, and ultimately push your penis through. If you are applying a strip of material that fastens, just like the Velcro Leather Cock Ring or the Vibrating Leather Cock Ring, just gently lift your balls and fasten the strip about the penis along with the balls, so it really is resting involving your genitals as well as the rest of the body.

5. Masturbate. Once youe grow to be accustomed towards the sensations your cock ring creates, try masturbating. In case your ring will be the vibrating variety, you may experiment with pointing the vibrating portion on your testicles for an added buzz.

6. Make a statement. Get in to the fantasy surrounding your cock ring. Whether you happen to be displaying off a festive adornment as element of a striptease, wearing it under your clothes to show off your package, or telling your lover you're proud to become submissive by wearing a locking cock ring, play up the erotic possible of your toy.


7. Share it having a pal. Vibrating cock rings like the Petal Ring plus the Orbit Ring vibe had been designed to supply female partners clitoral stimulation for the duration of intercourse. Position the vibrator near the best of the cock (or the dildo if you have got a strap-on) to ensure that throughout intercourse it bumps up against her clitoris. Hold the body down parallel to hers and attempt slow, shallow thrusts to create positive she receives consistent speak to with all the vibrator. Or try it with her on top, moving in a lot more of a grinding than up-and-down motion.

8. Accessorize. Cock rings lend themselves properly to other sex toy combinations. Try applying a penis pump initial after which applying a cock ring, or adding a butt plug to your masturbation session.

9. Get it off. In general, it's most effective to take off your cock ring just after about twenty minutes. Spend consideration for the penis; it must by no means turn cold or go numb (clear signs you've had the cock ring on too extended). To eliminate a solid O-ring style cock ring, you will need to become only semi-erect so the ring is loose enough to feed your dick and balls back by means of. (Applying ice might help take down a stubborn erection.) To clean it try our Babeland Toy Cleaner.

Worn to look hot and ready for sex, or simply to really feel superior, cock rings can double your pleasure and develop a sexy packagehink of them as type and function in one!

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Don't you play for the Yankees?

This morning I was asked if I was a Lesbian or not.... two times. It's hard for me to place myself within a function of lesbian, bi, straight; what ever. I've had sexual adventures with ladies, men, men & girls etc. I can't tell what I am MORE attracted to. Somedays, I can't stop noticing every breast I see, other days I can be really attracted to muscles or cocks etc.

This morning... thanks to a special erotica request for a story & twitter I found myself really thinking about cock. Sucking cock was the theme of the story. It got my mind thinking of getting some cum shooting into my mouth. Nothing like it really. Heart pounding, heavy breathing. cum squirting... yum. Butt Plugs have special design and just suit the structure of the body.

I was suppressing these urges because I was supposed to be going to work this morning. That was postponed and a lady friend really turned me off of pussy and my mind went directly back to cock.

Where do I go?

The bastion of human anonymous sexual relations...... Craigslist.

I placed an ad in the philadelphia craigslist:

Here's the deal. I am a writer of erotica. I've been writing stories this morning about cock. I have this great urge to suck cock and drink some cum... the more cum the better. I am looking for now - about 2 ish. I will be bullshitting on twitter (at) netfux and checking my email. Please send a pic if you have one. No recip. No recip. No recip!! Just suck and go.

Within a few minutes I had well over 40 messages from guys who needed their balls drained and give me some cum. Nipple Toys are perfect for adding stimulation when your hands are too busy to tweak them.

The first emails were disappointing. Some just said... "real?" other's offered to try and please me, which is not what the ad says.

I made mention I was near the train. I recieved an email from a guy who attached pics, gave me the train instances where he could arrive, said he hadn't had sex in 2 + weeks and he had a nice cock.

Friday, May 3, 2013

How Acceptable Is It To Hit On your Hot Medical professional?

This guy is unreal hot and he knows I’m STD no cost since he did the tests himself.

So about a month ago my physique started to act up. A lot more specifically -- it was my urethra.

Let me just cut for the chase. I was possessing a full-on UTI and it was generating me crazy uncomfortable. I felt like I had to pee each and every 5 minutes and no matter how substantially water I drank, the symptoms weren't dissipating. Having said that, higher five around the preceding sex, correct?

Anyway, I don’t have insurance coverage due to the fact I’m a freelance writer and have greater issues to pay for, like rent and makeup. So I began chugging garlic and cranberry pills for like two weeks until certainly one of my beautiful editors at xoJane told me to stop being a fucking idiot (I’ll let you guess which 1) and called her medical doctor to obtain me a script for some antibiotics. So inside a way, I scored drugs from my editor. Badass.

And boy is modern day medicine genuinely some thing. My symptoms cleared up inside hours.

On the other hand, I took all of the antibiotics as they have been instructed and skilled some pretty unpleasant symptoms -- just like the most insane bout of constipation of my life. My digestive method took two weeks to recover.

Then, about per week later, the UTI symptoms came back. DUN DUN DUN. But anything was distinctive and new. As well as my symptoms, I started to develop a weird dull discomfort in my right kidney.

Alternatively of heading to the physician, I decided to Google my symptoms instead. You realize how that goes. Right after a few hours of convincing myself I have a kidney infection on top of cancer on top of AIDS, I decided to drop the money on seeing an actual doctor.

I produced an appointment at the clinic in East Village. Due to the fact I’m a freelance writer and can’t seriously prove my revenue (I hadn’t finished my 2012 taxes by then) I had to spend the maximum quantity for their non-insured patience. It was $105 and income effectively spent.

I attempted to acquire a walk-in on a Friday afternoon, but no such luck. Just after I cried towards the nurse, she sat me down and took my temperature. I didn't have a fever so she told me I ought to just hold drinking cranberry juice and that she would schedule me an appointment for that following Monday morning.

That Monday morning I showed up all bright-eyed and bushy tailed.

“I don’t see your appointment,” stated the receptionist.

“But. But. She told me. In there,” I point, “She told me.”

“OK. Calm down. Go in and get it figured out,” she stated using a smile. They are so nice at the clinic.

There was some kind of a pc glitch however they figured it out and were capable to fit me in for ten am alternatively. So I spend an added hour imagining myself living with Cancer AIDS.

Finally 10am rolls about and a nurse asks me to accompany him down a hallway. I hate this element because it normally reminds me of going to the principal’s office. I consider my emotional age will generally be 13.

I tell him all of my concerns and he sends my blood test away and tells me to sit tight and wait for the medical professional.

So as I’m waiting and imagining talking for the mild mannered old man/lady medical professional about my symptoms.

“You’re Olga, proper? I’ll be correct with you,” a booming hot guy voice cracks the air. I look up and confident sufficient, it’s among the list of hottest guys I’ve ever noticed. Tall, match with hipster glasses, likely anywhere amongst the ages of 28-32.

All I can assume is “I cannot talk to him about this stuff! Where’s the unattractive medical professional?”

And, not surprisingly when he calls me in to the workplace the very first thing he asks me is about my constipation. What? Did he just say “constipation” to me? Oh, my god. I can’t deal with this.

So he starts asking me all the other protocol queries, which includes:


 “Are you sexually active?”
 “Do you might have a history with STDs?”
 “Was this the initial time you had been this constipated?”
 “Does it burn once you pee?”
 “When was your last menstrual cycle?”

You realize. Initially date stuff.

“Are you taking supplements?” he asks.

“Yes. Garlic pills--“ I handle to blurt out prior to he cuts me off.

“Garlic tablets? What are you taking garlic pills for, your cholesterol? You are like a skinny mini.”

Is hot Doctor Dude flirting with me?

Soon after he tends to make fun with the other everyday supplements I take (“Fish oil for your hair and nails? Your hair looks good. I do not consider it’ll be falling out anytime soon.”), he finally instructs me to go get a lot more blood tests and he stated he’ll call me regardless of the outcomes.

Later that week, I was possessing drinks and recanting the story of your hot doctor/probably like of my life with a buddy and we determine I undoubtedly should ask him out. It would be unethical for me to not. We devise a strategy.

If he calls and tells me I've Chlamydia, I’ll say, “OK. Thanks. I’ll pick up the prescription in the Duane Reade. Bye.” And hang up the telephone and go crawl into a cave and die. But if he calls to tell me I’m fine, I’ll smoothly reply with, “That’s wonderful. We need to get a drink to celebrate.”

What can I say? I need to be writing books on this shit. Latex Dildo Pants under Shay in Public.

He did get in touch with, except I was inside the bathroom so he ended up leaving a voice message. I was fine (inside the event you were concerned). I attempted calling back right away to ask him additional specific questions then try to ask him out but he was currently busy and I didn’t want to look like a stalker. The thrusting vibrator is ugly, but it works well.

So how do I go about this? Do I make up causes to go to the medical doctor? Should really I just call and I ask him out? Or should I just let it go and have faith that in the event the universe desires me to be with a hot medical doctor, it can ultimately happen?

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Sex toys:Strap On

Strap-on are specialized sex toys that aim to function just like a penis. These toys are usually dildos or dongs that can be locked into location on a special harness that the user then can put on like panties. The dildo juts out like a difficult penis and may be employed for penetrating thrusts like a real penis. You basically step in to or "strap on" the harness, lube up the toy and have some severe, sexy exciting. Women can use them to penetrate their male or female lovers and males can use them to fulfill their double-penetration fantasies. Image a "threesome" with just you as well as your lover; you'll be able to see the endless possibilities for fantasy play! Beyond that, should you be experiencing erectile dysfunction, a strap-on device can help you preserve the dwelling fires churning.

Discover the Asextoys Strap On Sex Toy Collection

As you browse the Asextoys.com collection, you might notice that you will discover two principal sorts of harnesses: the g-string harness, which has a single strap that runs amongst your legs, and jock strap-style harnesses, which attributes two straps that wrap around your thighs. Every single variety has its advocates, but quite a few choose the jock strap style mainly because it presents extra stability and leaves the genitals and anus uncovered. Some harnesses feature rings to help keep the dildo or vibrator in location, while others use suction systems.

As soon as you've selected your harness type, it is time to choose your dildo or vibrator to match. Pretty much any dildo using a wide base is often slipped into among the harnesses in the Asextoys.com collection however it is very important to discover a harness having a secure lockign method to prevent the dildo from slipping. That mentioned you genuinely shouldn't must mix and match your harness with dildos as most Asextoys strap-ons come equipped with a dildo or vibrator sex toy to utilize with all the harness.

Shop for Strap On Sex Toys.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Damn! Sex for 101 Days Straight! Big Ups!

Marrieds, listen up!! See this article here, where Doug and Annie Brown had sex for 101 days straight. Yeah, that’s right, every single day for over three months. Hell, that puts me to shame. Big time. The couple have been married for 14 years, have two kids, and predictably enough their sex life sucked ass until they embarked on their carnal experiment. Then they wrote a book about it.

G Spot Vibrators are used as massagers mainly for women to tantalize the g-spot to realize the female orgasm.

You can read an excerpt here. Money quote:

Sex, for example, had turned into a mere adequacy, an activity relying more on recitation and rote than free-form play. The panting excitement that electrified the early days of our relationship had developed into something else; not a snore, or a sigh, but maybe a hum, a sound suggesting contentment and harmony. And you know, there’s a lot to be said for contentment and harmony, but I think you will agree with me here: zest, sparkle and free-wheeling passion have their moments, too. Clit Vibrators or Clit Vibrator and clit stimulator are made from environmental friendly material and safe for your health.

I want to know if they got into any weird, kinky stuff. I mean, G Spot Vibrators are used as massagers mainly for women to tantalize the g-spot to realize the female orgasm. missionary+doggy+girl-on-top will only get you to day 15, right?

My take is you need to work on your sexual fitness just like you would your regular fitnes; drag your ass to the gym 3-4 times per week even when you’re not feeling it. I give the Browns big ups. That’s a lot of doinking